Product Description
Bread Humor Shirt – Contrast Value Study In Sourdough Frog Tee
🍞 It’s not burnt. It’s contrast. Obviously.
This funny vintage-style sourdough shirt is for bakers, artists, art teachers, and anyone who has ever looked at a very dark loaf and decided it was not a mistake — it was a value study.
Featuring Vincent Van Frog presenting a dramatic sourdough loaf like it belongs in a critique, this design blends cozy bread-baking humor with dry artist energy. It has a retro screenprint look, warm vintage colors, and just enough art-room judgment to make the joke land.
Perfect for:
🍞 Sourdough bakers
🎨 Artists and art teachers
🐸 Frog lovers
🔥 People who believe “deeply toasted” is a valid aesthetic
🎁 Baker gifts, artist gifts, art teacher gifts, or funny kitchen shirts
Wear it for baking days, farmers markets, art class, pottery studio time, coffee runs, or while pulling a loaf from the oven and confidently calling it “intentional.” A little char? No. A bold study in shadow and form.
👕 Product Details
• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, lived-in feel
• Durable print for long teaching days
• True to size (see size chart in photos)
Perfect for teaching, creating, and building resilience.
🧼 Care Instructions
• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design
Made to handle long art room days.
🚚 Shipping + Returns
Please check the color and size chart carefully before ordering, as all items are made to order.
We do not accept returns or exchanges, but if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us, and we’ll make it right.
✨ Designed by an art teacher who believes persistence creates progress.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric’s integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
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