Product Description
Craft Room Shirt – The Good Scissors Are Mine Funny Frog Tee
✂️ The good scissors are not community property.
This funny retro art teacher shirt features Vincent Van Frog guarding the sacred classroom scissors with the calm, half-lidded confidence of someone who has seen too many “quick borrows” turn into permanent disappearances.
Perfect for art teachers, creative teachers, classroom chaos survivors, and anyone who knows there are regular scissors… and then there are the good scissors.
Why teachers love it:
Funny art room supply humor
Retro vintage-style frog teacher design
Great for art teachers, elementary teachers, middle school teachers, and creative educators
Easy teacher outfit for school, casual Friday, planning days, or teacher appreciation
A fun gift for the art teacher who labels everything and still trusts no one
This design is made for the teacher who knows exactly where the good markers, good scissors, and emergency tape roll are hidden. Probably behind something labeled “Do Not Touch.” Very normal. Very healthy. Very art teacher.
Style: retro art teacher shirt, funny frog shirt, vintage frog tee, art room humor, teacher gift, classroom supply joke.
👕 Product Details
• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, lived-in feel
• Durable print for long teaching days
• True to size (see size chart in photos)
Perfect for teaching, creating, and building resilience.
🧼 Care Instructions
• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design
Made to handle long art room days.
🚚 Shipping + Returns
Please check the color and size chart carefully before ordering, as all items are made to order.
We do not accept returns or exchanges, but if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us, and we’ll make it right.
✨ Designed by an art teacher who believes persistence creates progress.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric’s integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
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