Name: Funny Goose Shirt – Not Today Goose Graphic Tee | Inside Out Art Teacher
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Product Description

Funny Goose Shirt – Not Today Goose Graphic Tee

Some days call for inspiration. Other days call for a flock of geese and a firm NOT TODAY.

This vintage-inspired goose shirt features a wonderfully unimpressed group of geese paired with simple deadpan humor. It’s a fun choice for art teachers, high school teachers, creative people, bird lovers, or anyone whose social battery occasionally files for early retirement.

The warm antique-style illustration and softly distressed finish give it the look of a well-loved vintage graphic, while the simple neutral palette works beautifully on dark garment colors.

Perfect for:

Art teachers and teachers
Sarcastic humor lovers
Goose and bird lovers
Creative professionals
Casual school days
Teacher gifts
Anyone currently operating in “not today” mode

Printed on a comfortable unisex tee with an easy, relaxed fit. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite school-day pants and let the geese handle the communication.

Design: “NOT TODAY.” with vintage goose illustration
Style: Vintage-inspired • slightly distressed • deadpan humor • neutral graphic

👕 Product Details
• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, lived-in feel
• Durable print for long teaching days
• True to size (see size chart in photos)

🧼 Care Instructions
• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design

.🚚 Shipping + Returns
Please check the color and size chart carefully before ordering, as all items are made to order.

We do not accept returns or exchanges, but if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us, and we’ll make it right.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (cm)	67.6	71.1	74.6	78.1	80.3	82.6	85.1
B) Width (cm)	88.9	99.1	108	116.8	127	137.2	147.3
B) Half Chest (cm)	44.5	49.5	54	58.4	63.5	68.6	73.7
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	20.3	21	33.9	24.1	24.8	24.8	25.4

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (inches)	26.6	28	29.4	30.7	31.6	32.5	33.5
B) Width (inches)	35	39	42.5	46	50	54	58
B) Half Chest (inches)	17.5	19.5	21.3	23	25	27	29
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	8	8.3	13.3	9.5	9.8	9.8	10

Care Instructions

General	This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe.
Wash	The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric’s integrity and color vibrancy.
Store	Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time.