Product Description
Paper Mache Shirt – Do Not Use The Starter Funny Frog Art Teacher Tee
For the art teacher who has lived through mystery jars, questionable student choices, and the sacred rule of do not touch the starter.
This funny vintage-style frog art teacher shirt features Vincent Van Frog giving his most serious “absolutely not” hand gesture beside a jar of sourdough starter and a papier-mâché project that has clearly seen things.
Perfect for art teachers, creative teachers, mixed media artists, papier-mâché survivors, and anyone who appreciates weirdly specific classroom humor.
Great for:
🎨 Art teachers and art educators
🐸 Funny frog shirt lovers
✂️ Art room chaos survivors
🍞 Sourdough people with a sense of humor
🖌️ Papier-mâché, sculpture, and mixed media teachers
🎁 A funny gift for an art teacher, artist, or creative educator
The design has a retro vintage graphic style with bold lettering, classroom art-room energy, and Vincent Van Frog’s signature dry teacher expression.
👕 Product Details
• Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft, lived-in feel
• Durable print for long teaching days
• True to size (see size chart in photos)
Perfect for teaching, creating, and building resilience.
🧼 Care Instructions
• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design
Made to handle long art room days.
🚚 Shipping + Returns
Please check the color and size chart carefully before ordering, as all items are made to order.
We do not accept returns or exchanges, but if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us, and we’ll make it right.
✨ Designed by an art teacher who believes persistence creates progress.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric’s integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
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